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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Well, it's all kicking off down here in sunny Suffolk. This week the Daily Mail published a little more detail about a story we commented on some weeks ago, the couple who had their baby seized by Suffolk Social Services because the father, allegedly, was a liar. Suffolk MP Tim Yeo raised the matter in a very forthright manner in the House of Commons, although there were very few MPs present to hear him. All too busy totting up their expenses, probably.
 
The couple fled to Spain just before Christmas to prevent their next child, then unborn, being seized as well. The baby has now been born safely at Torrevieja Hospital on the Costa Blanca. Their first child, a daughter, is now 18 months old. She was removed from their care at 11 weeks and put up for adoption because they were declared unfit parents. MP Tim Yeo said there was no justification for the intervention and said Suffolk Social Services were 'child kidnappers' when he used parliamentary privilege last November to accuse them of 'actively seeking opportunities to remove babies from their mothers'.
 
He described how social workers began monitoring the couple after the birth of their daughter, referred to as Poppy, in August 2008. They waited until the lorry-driver father was out at work one day 11 weeks later to swoop on the couple's home with police and 'snatch the baby from the arms of her mother'. In the ensuing legal battle, the council repeatedly changed its grounds for intervening, alternating between blaming one parent and then the other. The mother was accused of having factitious disorder - a condition in which sufferers feign illness or exaggerate symptoms. She was also alleged to have claimed her son suffered from various illnesses. She denied both claims.
 
The father was assessed by a doctor to be a 'pathological liar', but later a consultant clinical psychologist refused to endorse the expression. Tim Yeo added: 'The final, favoured rationale given by social services for Poppy's adoption order was based on nothing more than the possibility of future emotional abuse.'
 
Now the real reason for the legalised kidnap has emerged. The mother originally came to the attention of social workers after her former husband successfully fought for custody of a son they had together. The boy was taken away after her ex-husband's girlfriend, who works for Essex Social Services, contacted a friend in Suffolk Social Services and raised 'spurious' concerns about her parenting skills. In other words, it was a put-up job by social workers colluding for personal reasons. Nice.
 
The couple have had no contact with their daughter, who is with adoptive parents, for 15 weeks. They hope to take their case to the European Court of Human Rights to get her back but unless it can act within the next few months the adoption will be finalised. Tim Yeo spoke again to the press this week, saying the council had a group of 'excessively zealous professionals who have an agenda to separate very young children from their natural parents'. Suffolk County Council said it was 'not appropriate' to discuss individual cases with anyone other than those directly involved. And of course those directly involved are bound by the Family Courts to keep quiet about it, leaving the County Council a free hand to do what they damn well like.
 
Meanwhile we hear that the Audit Commission has written to councils all over the country suggesting that they should cut bin collections to just once-a-fortnight in order to slash costs.
 
It gave the suggestion teeth by warning councils that they could receive poor inspection reports if they do not switch to fortnightly schemes. Last year the same body suggesting making families use kitchen slop buckets to cut the need for weekly bin collections and save £200 million a year.
 
A spokesman (well, a spokeslady actually) for the Campaign for Weekly Waste Collection said: 'I have lost count of the number of parents with young families who have said how disgusting it is to have nappies piling up in their bin for 13 or 14 days at a time. As well as a health hazard it is simply undemocratic to ignore the wishes of local people who want weekly collections.' Matthew Elliot of the Taxpayers’ Alliance said: “Taxpayers will be outraged that local authorities are trying to cut back on frontline services and moving away from weekly bin collections. Local authorities have become hugely wasteful in recent years and have got used to an almost blank cheque from the taxpayer. There are plenty of savings that local authorities could make before cutting down on weekly bin collections which taxpayers will rightly regard as an essential function of the council."
 
Grumpy Old Sod can reveal the reason why the suggestion is likely to be adopted in Suffolk. Andrea Hill, the Suffolk County Council Chief Executive and already one of the highest-paid public servants in the country, wants more.
 
Pay awards for council executives on six-figure salaries have already rocketed an average of 15 per cent in the last two years, but they're still not satisfied. They are demanding a 1% rise - despite the imposition of a wage freeze, and the likelihood that 20,000 low-paid council workers will lose their jobs in the face of the recession. Unemployment is expected to rise in the summer, and former public sector workers are expected to make up most of the new jobless in the next six months, but that has not stopped councils from giving executives massive rises. ACAS, the conciliation services has been called in to broker the dispute.
 
At Suffolk County Council, Andrea Hill earns £220,000 a year – more than the Prime Minister. Her salary is 18 per cent higher than two years ago. Kingston-upon-Hull’s chief executive Kim Ryley earns £213,162, 13 per cent up on 2007. Stoke-on-Trent City Council is paying its chief executive £195,000 - £50,000 more than its last boss, a rise of 34 per cent in two years. The city is planning a council tax rise of 2.89 per cent this year. And Wokingham borough council’s boss enjoys a salary of £157,000 a year, 17 per cent more than the £134,666 paid two years ago.
 

Andrea Hill - plenty to smile about

 
What they earn (well, not earn exactly. What they get) ...
 
• Andrea Hill £220,000
• The Prime Minister £190,000
• High Court judge £170,000
• Dentist £140,000
• Chief Constable of Suffolk £120,000
• GP £110,000
• Astronaut £74,000
• Head Teacher £60,000
• Army Major £45,000
• Fireman £26,000
• Nurse £24,000
• Old age pensioner £5,000
 

 
The GOS says: I already know what I'm going to do if they try and cut our bin collections. No names no packdrill, but the council offices will be getting some deliveries they weren't expecting, probably in the middle of the night. I've got a wheelie-bin and I'm not afraid to use it.
 

 
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